when i get a runny nose
So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.
I was like “Aye yo, no homo, but ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.
Then I was like “No.”
omg i’m mad. let me tell you why.
sooo my friend (i’m happy for her! i really am! i love her death she’s mah bestie 4 lyfe)
she worked a 9 - 5 at target. wasn’t in school. MET A HOT ITALIAN GUY WHILE WORKING ONE DAY AND LIKE A FEW MONTHS LATER THEY’RE MADLY IN LOVE AND SHE’S NOW LIVING IN ITALY AND NOT WORKING BECAUSE HE’S LOADED. LIKE WTF. WHERE DO I SIGN UP? WHERE’S MY GOOD KARMA??